My name is Colby and I am a senior at UIowa; African Studies is my major. I'm fluent in Swahili and in love with Africa. I love meeting new people and making new friends. I'm super outgoing, giggling, and just amazing!

21 | F | wishin' I was back in Tanzania

lakrahesky:

this is a gif containing some catchphrases & words used in adventure time by our dear residence of the land of Ooo. Only true adventurers know about this or probably some. XD

lakrahesky:

this is a gif containing some catchphrases & words used in adventure time by our dear residence of the land of Ooo. Only true adventurers know about this or probably some. XD

Let's get a little personal.

  • 1. Do you sleep in your bra?
  • Hell nahh
  • 2. Does your dad know you like boys yet?
  • don't speak to my pa
  • 3. Do you enjoy drama?
  • watchin it on TV- yeah; in my life- hell nah, gtfo.
  • 4. Are you a girly girl?
  • a tad
  • 5. Small or large purses?
  • large
  • 6. Are you short?
  • Define short- technically speaking, no. When I go to Tanzania- yeah.
  • 7. Do you like somebody? .
  • in love, so yahp.
  • 8. Do you like Halloween?
  • a tad.
  • 9. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
  • on an open patio in the middle of a safari park with bamboons running around as well as lions and hippos.
  • <i> i live on the EDGE </i>
  • 10. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
  • psssh, probs. Do I care? .....YES someone tell me. LOL, just playin'
  • 11. Do you call anybody by their last name?
  • quite a few people. Don't see the prob with that.
  • 12. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
  • black ;)
  • 13. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
  • darkkkkkkkk
  • 14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
  • nope; frustrated with a country, mhmm
  • 15. Do you have a best friend?
  • many; trust 'em with my life too.
  • 16. Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • yeah, years ago. Over that shit though- he wasn't worth the energy.
  • 17. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
  • nope.
  • 18. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
  • yahppp, regretted it? nahhh
  • 19. How long have you had a Tumblr?
  • jeeez, like years.
  • I just lurk.
  • Cause i'm a lurker. xD
  • 20. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
  • yeah, gotta keep dat pimp hand strong.
  • 21. What are your biggest fears?
  • after college graduation, being forced to live at home with my ma.
  • not being with the man I love for the rest of my life.
  • being stuck in the US forever.
  • 22. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • yeah.. it's starting to reoccur at the moment too.
  • 23. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?
  • If you cheat on me, yes.
  • I think I do believe it but idk... I gotta meet the person.
  • 24. Do you ever wish you were famous?
  • Never; I just want to help people so if that involves fame then it comes.
  • 25. Are you currently missing someone?
  • Yah... : (
  • Worst feelin in the world- longing for someone that is so physically far away from you.
  • 26. Who are you texting right now?
  • On FB Messenger - my friend Jordan, my love, and my brothers in Tanzania.
  • SMS- peeps in my org, my friend in Chicago (LOVE YOU), and like 10 other people.
  • textaholic? that defines me spot on.

Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis?


I’m the horrified guy in the hat in the corner.

Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis?

I’m the horrified guy in the hat in the corner.

(Source: retrogasm)

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATH]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

citruscandy:

MY SISTER TOOK HER DAUGHTER FOR A WALK AND THEY BARELY WALKED A BLOCK AND SHE JUST GAVE UP AND LAY DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK AND WENT TO SLEEP I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M SO PROUD TO BE RELATED TO THIS CHILD

citruscandy:

MY SISTER TOOK HER DAUGHTER FOR A WALK AND THEY BARELY WALKED A BLOCK AND SHE JUST GAVE UP AND LAY DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK AND WENT TO SLEEP I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M SO PROUD TO BE RELATED TO THIS CHILD

the-absolute-best-gifs:

i guess this is why my tumblr is working slow…
(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

i guess this is why my tumblr is working slow…

(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)

(Source: fakee-bitchess)